How to travel alone on the TTC at night

After a GREAT night with my two best friends, one gave me the idea of how to keep yourself SAFE and in one PIECE while travelling on the TTC at night.

1. Put a hood on. Now people might get the idea that, "Oh you are hiding something," WHAT A GUN? Oh no scary! mysterious. All these thoughts and more will come in favour of the oh-so-clever hood wrap.

2. Make funny noises while sitting alone. If that doesn't scare the stalkers away, what does? Like seriously who would want to mess with one making random sounds everytime they hear 'The Next Station is _____, ______ station.

3. The best move to pull to avoid people from following you is to always stay in your seat, until the subway door ALMOST closes. This way with suprsie you can run out and if the stalker follows you know they need a punch in the mouth.

4. Always carry a hot cup of steaming coffees for obvious reasons. If you really don't want to spend the money, carry a thermos, with hot water. Once again, for obvious reasons.

5. Try sitting near people who might look like they MIGHT be related. This way it doesn't look like you are alone and therefore there is a less chance that you might be followed. I heard relatives make good shields. HA HA no.

Wow top 5 at 130 AM. These steps will surley help you be more safe riding alone at night.
toooo much love tonight, I love you TTC, Please do not strike.