i think i know what not to do next year

I didnt shower yesterday
I didnt wash my hair since last week
theres no makeup/lotion on my face
my pjs are getting worn out
i had a bag of chips
a couple of gingerales
kept my retainer in places it shouldnt be
(get your head out of the gutter)
i feel itchy
i forgot what my best friend looks like

i hate you university